Sure, we’re headed to Memphis or Nashville, at best, and half the season sucked.
But my disappointment pales in comparison to my dislike of U of L, especially their football fans and program.
It’s time to tune it up for Saturday’s matchup of similar diminished expectations.
So . . . .
A guy wearing Louisville Cardinal Red head-to-toe walks into a bar and has a bizarre looking growth on his forehead that looks just like a frog.
The bar tender says, “My God, Mister, that is an unfortunate growth for your appearance.”
The frog responds, “No s**t, Sherlock . . . . it started as a red pimple on my arse about 6 months ago.”
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U of L Coach Jeff Brohm visited Lexington during August two-a-days, and approached Coach Stoops on the practice field, asking why he always thought his team was better than U of L. Stoops replied simply, “Our guys are just smarter.”
After Brohm protested that remark, Coach Stoops exhibited his theory, calling linebacker Alex Afari from the practice field, asking him one question: “Alex, who is your mother’s, brother’s Nephew?” Afari thought for a second and said, “Coach, I am my mother’s, brother’s Nephew.”
Coach Stoops challenged Coach Brohm to try the same query on a member of his team.
Brohm scurried back to Floyd Street, went to the Cardinal practice facility and found his starting Quarterback, asking, “Son, who is your mother’s, brother’s Nephew.”
The QB coughed, cleared his throat, and said, “I’m not sure, Coach, would it be you??”
Brohm said, “No, you stupid SOB, it’s Alex Afari, in Lexington.”
But my disappointment pales in comparison to my dislike of U of L, especially their football fans and program.
It’s time to tune it up for Saturday’s matchup of similar diminished expectations.
So . . . .
A guy wearing Louisville Cardinal Red head-to-toe walks into a bar and has a bizarre looking growth on his forehead that looks just like a frog.
The bar tender says, “My God, Mister, that is an unfortunate growth for your appearance.”
The frog responds, “No s**t, Sherlock . . . . it started as a red pimple on my arse about 6 months ago.”
***************
U of L Coach Jeff Brohm visited Lexington during August two-a-days, and approached Coach Stoops on the practice field, asking why he always thought his team was better than U of L. Stoops replied simply, “Our guys are just smarter.”
After Brohm protested that remark, Coach Stoops exhibited his theory, calling linebacker Alex Afari from the practice field, asking him one question: “Alex, who is your mother’s, brother’s Nephew?” Afari thought for a second and said, “Coach, I am my mother’s, brother’s Nephew.”
Coach Stoops challenged Coach Brohm to try the same query on a member of his team.
Brohm scurried back to Floyd Street, went to the Cardinal practice facility and found his starting Quarterback, asking, “Son, who is your mother’s, brother’s Nephew.”
The QB coughed, cleared his throat, and said, “I’m not sure, Coach, would it be you??”
Brohm said, “No, you stupid SOB, it’s Alex Afari, in Lexington.”
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